For years, I have claimed that I don’t have a heart. I’ve always said that I sold it and bought narcotics with the money. As it turns out, I’ve got one!
I got the results of my echocardiogram (structure of the heart) today and it’s as normal as my doctor has ever seen.
Going from not having one at all to having a very normal one seems like a lateral move. I’ll take it though! Good news!