New meal schedule:
*Breakfast
*Second Breakfast
*Elevenses
*Snack, Part I
*Lunch
*Lunch Dessert
*Snack II: 2 Fast 2 Salty
*Snack III: Nacho Drift
*Sure, let’s call it “Dinner”
*Episode IV: A New Snack
*Snack V: The Jalapeño Strikes Back
*The Ice Cream Course
*Night cheese

(via @DorothyBendel)