Not all birds sing
Not all birds sing
Venni diagram (via @ThommyH_H) #youknowiloveadiagram
Dogs don’t know what they look like. Dogs don’t even know what size they are. No doubt it’s our fault, for breeding them into such weird shapes and sizes. My brother’s dachshund, standing tall at eight inches, would attack a Great Dane in the full conviction that she could tear it apart. When a little dog is assaulting its ankles the big dog often stands there looking confused — “Should I eat it? Will it eat me? I am bigger than it, aren’t I?” But then the Great Dane will come and try to sit in your lap and mash you flat, under the impression that it is a Peke-a-poo.
Cats know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open. That is why their tail is there. It is a cat’s way of maintaining a relationship.
Housecats know that they are small, and that it matters. When a cat meets a threatening dog and can’t make either a horizontal or a vertical escape, it’ll suddenly triple its size, inflating itself into a sort of weird fur blowfish, and it may work, because the dog gets confused again — “I thought that was a cat. Aren’t I bigger than cats? Will it eat me?”
OTD 1844: The capital of #Canada was moved from #Kingston to #Montréal http://thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/timelines/act-of-union/ (via @CdnEncyclopedia)
“homintern” Before the gay agenda there was the homintern.
If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. – QUENTIN CRISP
In case you missed it – here’s the full #MercuryTransit. For more than seven hours today, Mercury was visible as a tiny black dot crossing the face of the sun. This rare event – which happens only slightly more than once a decade – is called a transit. Although Mercury whips around the sun every 88 days – over four times faster than Earth – the three bodies rarely align. Because Mercury orbits in a plane 7 degrees tilted from Earth’s orbit, it usually darts above or below our line of sight to the sun. As a result, a Mercury transit happens only about 13 times a century. The last one was in 2006, and the next one isn’t until 2019.
Self portrait of Philip Timms with his bicycle at Spanish Banks, Vancouver c. 1910 [turn of the century selfie-stick] (via @CanadianColour, b/w via @VPL)
Parliament Street bridge, Toronto, 1902 (via @ArchivesOntario)