Mental Note: When your gym closes, don’t take a whole month to find a new gym because when you go back, it will hurt. A lot.
The German word SCHEIßFREUNDLICHKEIT is used to describe fake affection or joviality—such as that exhibited by an overzealous salesperson—or the behaviour of someone who is polite and good-humoured to your face, but in reality dislikes you. It literally means “shit-friendliness”. (via @HaggardHawks)